Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.
bombielol 20
what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op
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Comments (79)
an3ph 20
GOOD RIDANCE! Consider yourself lucky.
Kevin5475845 15
"I saw girls far more beautiful than you anyway that i liked a lot more"
thejonac 21
take it easy OP, you were better off without her anyways. now you can stop wasting your time on her and start finding an actual girl that's good enough for you :))
killer0689 20
I guess its good for you OP. you dogged a bullet.
lazrguideddonut 3
woof woof
blackman303 11
So shallow, it probably saved your lot of time and arguments had she stayed
feven 32
I didn't realize it was possible for anyone to be that shallow.
Goblin182 27
WOW! How needy can you be?
teapotrevolt 27
The real tragedy here is she thinks people give a shit about Instagram and photo likes. . .
countryb_cth 38
I agree, last time I checked having 1000 followers and over 100+ likes on your photos on instagram won't get you a job or anything in the real world for that matter.
WCARlover 35
That's weird because there is a song that came out just a few days ago by an artist named Kyle about exactly that, like some of the lyrics are "you looks for likes when you could have love"...sad how relevant that song is to some people today, looks like your ex is the target audience OP but you definitely dodged a self-absorbed bullet there.
jwb8711 13
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