Today, for the last two years of trying for a baby, my wife has been secretly still on the pill and takes a morning after pill every time we had sex. Funny, I thought we both wanted a baby, so I guess she doesn’t. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my wife and I had zero interest in being parents, so she's on the pill and I always wear a condom, but now, with my vasectomy less than a week away, she somehow got pregnant and decides she wants to keep it. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, after 6 years not wanting kids, my wife suddenly wants them with a desperation I’ve only seen in the drug addicts I work with wanting their fix. I still don’t want children, so now we just don’t have sex because I can’t trust her to take her contraceptives, or somehow tamper with my condoms. FML
Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML
Today, my wife and I are supposed to be trying for another baby. We've tried once in the last 7 weeks. FML
Today, my coworker is two months pregnant. I used condoms with her every time, so I’m not sure how the fuck it happened. I’m the only man she’s been with. I tried to give her money for an abortion but she insists on keeping it. She knows damn well I have a real wife and kids, and I can’t afford to lose them. FML
Today, my wife is two months off her birth control as we want a baby. We haven't had sex once. Every little thing I do annoys her now and she keeps complaining that I stink. I shower daily. FML
Today, a girl I’ve been fucking told me she’s pregnant after she told me she took the pill. What she really meant was, “Oh, that pill? That was Advil ‘cause I get headaches.” The bitch knows I have a wife and kids. She callously said, “Should've been more specific.” She can’t understand why I’m freaking out. FML
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Glitterbaby2613 20
did she want one too or was it mostly you. when a couple has a child both must be in agreement not just one. if she's not ready for kids you should respect that. having children is a serious thing. gotta mentally prepared and phisically prepared
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, she does like to ****!
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Comments (8)
randybryant799 21
I thought the morning after pill was prescription only.
TwoBytesCarley 27
Not necessarily. Most places have an over the counter option that you can even buy ahead of time. Generally it’s only if you’re 16 and under or in a crazy conservative area you’ll need a prescription.
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, she does like to ****!
1known 34
Depends... if they try to get her pregnant, they only have to do it roughly a week per month.
Glitterbaby2613 20
did she want one too or was it mostly you. when a couple has a child both must be in agreement not just one. if she's not ready for kids you should respect that. having children is a serious thing. gotta mentally prepared and phisically prepared
cuz803 46
...and financially prepared
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Of course he should respect that....but she should have respected his desire to have a kid and not been lying about trying what kind of psycho bullshit do you have to go through to make this HIS fault you sexist **** lol
ayaaya 16
How is it sexist? There must have been a clear reason why she doesn’t want a baby, and it is her choice as she is the one who’d have to carry it. Don’t make this into a ‘sexist against men’ thing.
Charlie Given 28
most new parents or people that want to be a potential parent don't realize there are at least six aspects of life you must be fully prepared for. #1 you must be mentally capable, #2 you need to be physically able, #3 you must be financially prepared both responsibly and have a surplus, #4 must be morally prepared and know how to instill good morals, # 5 you need to be spiritually prepared as well, #6 and probably the most important is the environment that you live in and the environment the child will be exposed to such as family, the area you live in etc. and these are just the bare minimals you also need to learn basic first aid, CPR and behavioral traits of children.
Bogrbon 27
To everyone justifying this: divorce that woman, and do it now. She has been lying for 2 years about something as important as wanting kids, setting him up for repeated disappointment. If she doesn’t want a kid and is lying to him like this for so long, it’s a breach of trust just shy of the level of outright cheating. She can not want kids, but lying to her husband for 2 years isn’t right. If he leaves because he wants kids and she doesn’t then they weren’t compatible. If there is some underlying problem that she can’t feel safe discussing something like this, then she needs to divorce him, but shy of some major therapy, forgiveness and changes this marriage is over whether or not they admit it yet.
kitten79TX 5
Wow. This level of deceit is a huge red flag.
Hangryko 32
It's easy to complain when you're not the one who has to carry and give birth to it. Adopt or foster.