Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Today, my neighbours were screaming for their "lost" cat again. I've already seen the cat multiple times. In my garden. Pissing. FML
Today, I think I was just nominated as a crazy old cat lady. I was sitting in my garden when a stray methodically came back and forth, leaving her three kittens in one of my flowerbeds two feet from me, and now she hasn’t been back all day. I guess I own cats now. Three of them. FML
Today, I spent 20 minutes calling for my cat, worried she’d escaped. I found her in the bathroom, sitting in the sink, calmly watching me yell her name. She didn’t even flinch. I realized I’d been shouting “Fluffy!” at the open window. All my neighbors now probably know my cat’s name. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
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Top comments
marmots 0
Do you live in Springfield?
Jacobt24 19
Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime
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Comments (102)
marmots 0
Do you live in Springfield?
tettles 0
Poor cat lady
wintamint101 7
that blows
Jacobt24 19
Get her Taco Bell and say you found it.
YourEvilHero 12
crazy old cat ladies probably have Way more fun than you teenagers, with your weed, crack, roofies, e, and shrooms
luismyl 6
whatever old man
Mr_Saikaly 35
weird
KaptainKronicX 5
Cat lady doesn't know anything. She should just shake a bag of Temptations.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
tell her to stop being a lazy annoying bitch and go look for the damn thing
johnjones95 0
your ugly
Jacobt24 19
Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime
wolflover44 5
Damn cougars. The poor thing was only searching for her little kitty.
willbruton_ 0
Omg hey baby ;)
likasumboooodi 0
dude she's and OLD cat lady
Jacobt24 19
Paper bags work nicely ;)
ugottaluvme 0
You are still a sick and disgusting person...
Jacobt24 19
You have a picture of a toddler peeing. I was kidding of course. IDK what you're excuse is
organicmtdew 0
JacobT (hey, that's my first name and last initial too), you are President of FML Comments as of this thread!
Sliim_Shaady 6
Win^^^
SecretlyEvil9792 22
lol
redleopard 0
She's practicing her blowing.
sleepistheenemy 8
well, did she find it?
morganrules123 10
Don't go outside. She may throw cats at you or shoot them out of an elaborately made cannon.
R34luver 5
nanananananananannanananannanaanaa CAT MANNNN!!!!
gunmania0 12
I hope she wasn't stroking her pussy at the same time!
starsfan_9 7
c'mon, I'm sure we all read this fml hoping she was though (vomit)
HeyImJuli 3
hold the "cat" u "stole" for ransom and make her stop blowing her wistle :)
toastyjustice 5
that was a stupid "comment" that you "made".
the_gabe254 0
lol. whatever I think it's genius. trade the "cat" for the whistle, and when she gives the whistle destroy it and tell the truth. "I didn't steal your cat, you were just annoying the hell out of me!" lol.
DrCocorevenge 0
as soon as she gets the cat she will stop blowing anyway, so your plan fails
saIty 17
Get her a man so she can blow something else.
Livinia 11
Pop her some roofies. They're sure to shut her up, and you can do lots of fun until she wakes up. It's a win-win situation.
Livinia 11
**have not do
genesisnirvana 11
That is incredibly disturbing.do you have experience with that?
Livinia 11
You took that seriously ... Wow.
wisericky 12
Dress up in a cat suit and make her day. if you are lucky she might die of excitement. problem solved.
DjeePee 25
Nooo, that poor cat!
starsfan_9 7
that damned Rosie O'donnel probably ate it. what a menace...