Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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gracehi 33
At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.
Enslaved 38
Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."
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Comments (39)
fmypatheticlife 15
There's a time and a place to say that— sorry it had to be there, OP.
gracehi 33
At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.
kaosps2 11
Hey, that's someone's fetish.
Lalala579121 28
Would you prefer he love you as a cat or a chimpanzee?
Enslaved 38
Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."
rockydify 22
That would have been hilarious
CliffyB03 28
I hate that I love this
Dat_Class_Tho 26
There are so many FMLs about people making life-changing or relationship-ending confessions during sex. Why do people EVER think that's a good idea? Is it just because they think that's the only way to have your full attention for an important announcement? A simple "we need to talk" would have sufficed. ****.
Tripartita 45
My guess would be that it has something to do with the chemicals released in the brain during sex. If I'm not mistaken, they're on par with those stimulated by regulated drugs. I was in a similar situation to the OP's partner and wound up confessing my love to somebody. Granted, I genuinely loved them and had been trying to figure out how to say it for weeks, but I didn't expect it blurt it out… mid thrust.
Tripartita 45
Could you please change the sixth to last word from "it" to "to"? I managed to miss it during the edit time.
interesting33 37
Leonard in Big Bang Theory did this too. Can I ask how it went down - feel free to tell me I'm being too nosy and to butt out!
gracehi 33
Yeah, I had to make a conscious effort not to tell my husband I loved him during sex when we first started dating. It was true and it turned out the feeling was mutual, but I still think it would have been super awkward. It's cool now that I can say, "I love you" to him any time and it's not awkward. Well, it's still a little awkward when he answers, "Dammit, Grace, I was sleeping."
Tripartita 45
#15, they reciprocated and it was pretty magical. Definitely a memory to hold on to… were somebody trying to remove memories from my mind, I guess.
Jdgreen429 13
I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for his call
RichardPencil 32
That's why I don't talk about feelings during sex. I stick with subjects like math, "fun facts" and limericks. Funnily enough, I don't get much "repeat business", if you know what I mean.
Kittyphysics 21
really?! sounds like a good time to me. did you know that kangaroos are lactose intolerant? the dialtone of an average u.s. home phone is in the key of "f".
Ultimate_Batman 28
This is my favorite comment on FML
latenerd 11
God, I'm sorry, OP. That's brutal. He sucks as a human being; at least now you can move on and find someone better.
lestatsbride 3
why do people drop bombshells like that while they're having sex? seriously there isn't a better time to say "I want to break up" then when you're in the middle of sex??
StoneColdShaky 8
I hope you mean "ex-guy I'm seeing"...