Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
AppleDapplepple 1
Wow.. Sounds like she was quite the catch.
xxLifexx 0
maybe thats why for the last two years she look distracted, she was trying to get the joke FYL for having that problem
khaya 9
Unless the joke was " in two years I'm gonna kill you!"
IscoreOnU 19
That's just an excuse she just wanted to break up. Or shes seeing someone on the side and wanted to make it sound like your fault
DakotaCat 4
can babby get pragnent?
dfox2010 0
I wonder how long that was eating away at her on the inside hahahahha
TheresNoEffingwa 7
good , that chick Is slow brah your better off
TKrisha_fml 5
let me guess she is a blonde
bahahawow44 0
maybe it was just an excuse to break up with you :(
XxXPromiseXxX 0
I wonder what the joke was....