Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
pinkspaceboundro 0
well maybe you shouldn't have said whatever you said!!!
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
Maybe it didn't take her that long to get it. She probably just wanted to find a fake reason to break up with you so that she wouldn't have to tell you the real reason. She's probably in to someone else.
nadhirah 4
maybe she somehow just realized that u crossed the line :(
Btreasure 8
good riddance she belongs with someone of similar intelligence. you friend dodged a bullet. of course it took two years but you know you need to thank God!
Aoifexzx 3
that just sounds like a bad excuse..
Krista835 5
Aww man I was expecting to read different theories of what the joke was.. Awell I have no clue either, but maybe she did something that reminded her of the joke and it made her think you were joking cause she realized it was true, even if it was two years later.. >.>
tenniscrazy2 6
Here's my theory of what the joke was: "I have people to do, and things to see" :-D
caviar_fml 2
what did you say?
owen1248 0
Dude, js but if Ur girlfriend is a dumbass don't joke around with her cuz she's to stupid to know sarcasm
owen1248 0
Dude, js but if Ur girlfriend is a dumbass don't joke around with her cuz she's to stupid to know sarcasm
Neut 13
FHL..