Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
jklol11 0
wow was she a blonde??(;
cumverg 0
Moral of the story: His jokes are too slow for his ex.
Tarak_fml 7
now i really want to hear the joke..
P_to_the_AM 9
Me too...
karliekinzz 0
I wanna know what the joke was!!
Pigpen181 3
The "Joke" is on you. She was just hanging around long enough, to legally take you for half of everything you own. ( Revenge is a dish best served cold )
shamille 5
Nah, it was just his girlfriend, and only two years... I don't think that constitutes a common-law marriage or anything.
SorrowFull 8
it sounds like she has been planning on dumping you anyways, but didn't know what to say, so she just made up an excuse to make herself feel better and justified in her actions
LilysTillie 7
OP, if you said something that hurtful 2 yrs ago that would cause her to break up with you, even as a joke...you've likely been saying that stuff the whole time & she's finally done with it!! Either that, or you are completely clueless for believing that excuse. either YDI!!
trixy81 10
looks like you dodged a bullet with her...
atills 0
she must be blond.
zembof 3
lol classic