Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
amandajlucas2015 2
Wut did u say? And I bet she just used that as an excuse cuz I don't think I would remember something said two years ago unless it was extremely hurtful.. And in that case u prolly deserved it
MellyLuck1484 7
Better off not with her. She sounds like a vengeful person who keeps things running through her head until she gets enough anger to act out. You never know if it's just dumping, throwing things at you, or stabbing you in your sleep.
daytoday21 10
I have a feeling this isnt the whole story.
razbery_nerd 4
Lol what Could you have possibly had said to confuse her for two years??
melkymac101 17
Was she blond
BiNeko 12
Wow...Just...Woooow...
auzziegirl1938 22
Follow up please! I would like to know the joke. That is all.
JerryThePenguin 4
*Facepalm* Ugh.
miriamfrank 22
I'm genuinely curious about the joke.
niightmares 19
What was the joke?????