adogg18
United States
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
Langley, Canada
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
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My son the moron
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shit
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Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
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Anonymous
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Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
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cactii
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ihatekids
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Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Anonymous
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llCHR15ll 0
sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!
macallan8 0
hahaha and how old is your son?
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macallan8 0
hahaha and how old is your son?
xxwafflez 0
that popo was me
purpleamandapand 6
you're retarded -_-
andrewzzz 0
he crashed while he was parked?
Jacobt24 19
haha that's what I was thinking. maybe it's suppossed to say into a parked cop car
Eggers 2
13: how could it have been you if the op just said it was him. read the whole story next time, douche-bag.
TessIsabella 0
I hope you booked him! haha
K2Phresh 1
hopefully^
adrianl22 1
nooo, the son was in the cop car when he crashed it. the op let him drive it...
whatchutalkinbou 0
55- when 13 says something that stupid, he has every right to call him a douchebag
thebigj98 0
it's a joke, so your actually the douche-bag retard, have a nice day
alisa162 0
What does OP mean? :/ haha
Queene2599 6
#70 op means original poster
victimization 0
original poster
fightin4fun 0
if that's the case, then op is even more retarded then I thought! my dad would never let me drive his squad car! he wouldn't even let me drive his crummy ass crown Vic squad car he drove before he got his charger replacement!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
56, I don't think his son was driving the cop car. I'm guessing op let his son drive them home in their own personal car, then 10 feet later his son crashed into his parked squad car. saying this I'm gonna either say he let him drive home from his work or 10 feet away from their house.
abbi96x 0
If you don't know what OP stands for, you shouldn't be a member of FML.
A7X_LoVeee 10
She's obviously new dipshit.
venusvsmars 2
Is that so? Do you just pop out the womb knowing what OP stands for?
PurpleRae420 0
It doesn't matter if he's old enough to be driving he needs to be in a parking lot practicing more! NOT THE OPEN ROAD YDI for letting him without much experience obviously he's not ready!!!
Freeze_fml 17
Brilliant deduction.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Your son is one of the reasons I don't want to drive. Wayyyy too many awful drivers in this planet, not enough good ones.
Jonscarl 0
my friend did that but with a bike
puertoricanmafia 0
who cares !
GuessWhatKids 13
Freeze is alive? Hrmm. Oh yeah, the FML. I think...screw it it's a stupid FML anyways.
xamyelex 0
damn :L
angeloo92 0
heyy yur from sydney lol me too!!
ConradDavid 1
^****** stalker... but yes this is unfortunate OP maybe you should let him drive in a much more secluded area.
ThisGi 0
that's a fail
Frelling 0
That's a kid hitting cop car fail. if you sneezed during this video, bless your face.
i_love_grrr 0
wtf? lol
Lulu714 0
#43 like and favorite this video if you want to enter to win a tshirt, and I leave you with freaky babies doin freaky baby stuff
omerthebomber 4
doo doo do do do doo doo doo SUBSCRIBE
t3hpwnz4rz 4
You know I love it when you like it.
monkeywrench1 10
How old is he?
alex112094 5
woah lol I have nothing to say -.-
Eggers 2
apparently you do have something to say, moron.
thebigj98 0
and your still trolling, why the hell are you such a dick, you must hate your life to be trolling this bad
HyundaiOwner7 0
agreed... gtfo and stop ruining the FML experience.
kimee21_fml 15
Omg 0.0 hahahah what a bad driver, sorry OP!
daisyjess 9
what does op mean?
sensoon15 7
OP is the person that wrote this FML. :)
airforce987 20
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SpicyDuck 22
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ChibiChibi_fml 28
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moosemonkey1000 6
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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
original primate
MoeSizlak 0
Combo Breaker! Or was it Omnipresent Pariah? I get those two confused sometimes.
lookatstupid 0
Original Poster....
jewfro311 0
Outstanding Penis
CryMoreFMLs 15
Otherworldly Parasite.
theaws0m3guy 4
Obviously pissed.
ipwnlosers 4
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overly sensitive pussy-****
AnagenisisZagus 13
Oiled Penis.
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guitarman1998 0
ostentatious pedophile.
Gwen4var 31
Original poster It's the person who posted first, which, in this case, would be the writer of the FML
salvorican 24
Ooooh feel so bad for you
uncbballwins 0
Guess who's never driving their dad again!
llCHR15ll 0
sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!
alex112094 5
What are you saying?
Mak007 13
say it out loud....
psychwardnurse 0
say what he wrote out loud, dumbass.
No_LoveMM 3
Say it fast, outloud.
llCHR15ll 0
yeah, say it out loud. add "I am" in front of it too mate.
pctech3 0
I love this comment!
pwilly 8
Ahhh hahaha how are you going to explain that one to the boss without making your kid look stupid???
MoeSizlak 0
I think the kid pretty much made himself look stupid.