Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
NolanDiddy 0
man, must be one heck of a joke.
GuidoCheese 0
Her brain must have been like, "Loading..... Please wait for two years."
XxGuard 0
you must be bad at telling jokes then.
hannahtaskey 9
I'm guessing that's not really why...
SunDropGirl 0
someones a little slow..
goliatron 9
LOL YOUR EX IS A DUMB TURD WRANGLER! You should force her to have sex with dogs!!!
danz123 7
One thing I never got was why the whole 'blonde' thing only applied to women. Its not as if no guys are blond, but I suppose its mostly the girls who uphold that stereotype anyway. OP - I hope you now have learned your lesson. That was the dumbest excuse I've ever heard.
natasha101488 0
are you sure she just wasnt using that as an excuse to break up anyway?!
SnailJamsss 6
she just wanted a stupid reason to dump your ass.
AmberGale13 0
how is this an fml?