Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
Shinygirlnz 1
You can't possibly believe she's breaking up with you over that. Honestly.
kidshamu 0
lmfao
pwilly 8
wow what a bitch, whatever OP, your probably better off without her. she obviously doesn't have the mental capacity your looking for :-P
marie978 3
what did u even say
switchgurl20 17
so what was the joke??? the suspense.........
cupcakeluver1212 0
well that's what I would call "slow response."
tenniscrazy2 6
Maybe this was the joke: "I have people to do, and things to see" :-D
steveakafranxy 7
why did u post this twice?
FERNxEMO 0
damn she
situations 3
LMFAO Dumb bitch better off without her
imnotcraZ 0
let me guess her hair color!!!