Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
cofucked 0
blonde?
LifeSuckz0415 0
Is she blonde?
BullitProof 0
hello blondie
bamwizzle 7
Well what exactly was the joke, that it was so difficult to understand and offensive once understood?
miameeka12 0
she's a smart one
zimandme123 0
what did you say???
daeemann 1
This is NOT the reason she broke up w/ you. She had already been thinking of breaking up w/ you, but she didn't want to look as the bad person. So she found something she could use, picked a fight w/ you over it, then told you she was breaking up w/ you because of it. She's not as dumb as you think. But she fooled you.
jasminrox10 0
Blonde Alert!!!!!! ;)
alphabetsoup1234 13
Well, isn't she the brightest crayon in the box? Though, that does suck.
elseefo 5
She didn't deserve your wit. Good luck to the bastard that ends up with her.