Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
barbiiee_fml 0
that was her excuse? Haha! & you believe it? hmm.
bentleysdad11611 0
sounds like she got tired of you and was just looking for an excuse bud just saying unless your dating Paris hilton
onedayinamsterda 14
OP, so pray tell what was the joke that took two yrs?
Shanetacular 0
how would she remember that???
Pinkmorgan9 0
Now I'm wondering what it is
Diianaax3 0
She took being slow to a whole new level!(:
ErinKidCannibal_fml 0
I didn't laugh till the 2nd sentence.
ailetha 1
selectively leaving out information will bite your behind later, i guarantee it.
outsidehitter7 9
I wanna kno what he said!! lol
nb22_fml 6
she is blonde, right?