Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
whoa_is_failz 6
blonde?
heyred 11
People always claim that they were just joking when they **** up. It sounds as though your ex has got you pegged, OP.
KaskStunter 4
Is she fat as an elephant too or she got only the elephant's memory?
Epsilonyx 15
Fake and gay.
guckylynn 19
Gay is not synonymous with stupid. tyvm
Epsilonyx 15
It's from RayWilliamJohnson; shut the **** up. Secondly, "dumb" does not mean low level of intelligence, and means lacking the ability to speak, and "moron" is also a medical term for slight mental retardation, but I'm assuming you say both, amirite or amifuckingrite?
guckylynn 19
No actually I don't ever say moron and I also knew dumb meant the inability to speak, which is a word I rarely use anyway, so nice try.
Epsilonyx 15
Lolk.
longboarder95 0
the word gay might not mean stupid but calling something homosexual is still an insult they never said it was meant to take the place of the word stupid anyways
salvorican 24
Moral of the story: his ex is too slow for jokes
Egnar 19
Her saying that was probably a metaphor or an example of something that you do often and that just so happened to stick in her head as one of the first [or meanest] times. . .She didn't just hold a grudge on one thing and hit you with it in 2 years.
reaaga 0
yeah, but logic like that would have eradicated his excuse to post a FML and get pity. YDI for being dramatic and looking for an E-hug
MurphyS94 4
Agreed. There are 2 sides to every story.
barmeywashere 0
She sounds blonde...
Blueglasscup 18
Your display picture is ******* adorable. +1 Respect
reaaga 0
damn, must have been a knock knock joke
MythMaker 0
Whatever you said it sounds like she took some time of mental maturity to get it
SmexiLexii 3
And I guess she's naturally blonde.