Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ambowew 7
Your ex is a frigging dumbass. You must be such a good couple.
ahole123 0
96 Yes, you are smarter of most of us idiots
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Comments (221)
samuel18 0
Derp!
zelhackin 0
Damn man she's dumd as hell
llCHR15ll 0
can I suggest that you take a "time out" commenting on people's intelligence. when you learn how to spell "dumb" you may re-start.
Lanceeden 12
You're dumd.
tencentsakiss 19
Bahahahahahaha
LifeSuckz0415 0
Obviously you're DUMDer thatn her. I bet she's capable of spelling DUMB correctly.
almira_fml 5
may be she just wanted some reason to break up with you...!!!
Livinia 11
Then I guess you're better off without her.
eyepuppy 31
she was probably just finding a reason to leave.
FYLminerocks 7
Hit or miss
DjeePee 25
I guess she needed an excuse. But boy, that's a friggin' bad excuse right there. Good memory, though.
scampman 5
What was the joke?
38alyssa25 0
ikr?!?! seriously...
ATLforever7 6
Girls don't always forgive and forget, even if it was a joke. Still, that sucks that she'd wait two years to break up with you, and use that as her reasoning.
jane79 0
that's what I was thinking why could she not come up with some thing more recent as a reason to dump you op sorry but I'm sure you will find a better girl friend
jamila123 5
Wow. She was just trying to turn the brake up on you.