Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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Top comments
BIEBERSLAYER 10
gtm: grand theft mailbox
topdawg255 0
thats y u install brick mailbox
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Comments (134)
topdawg255 0
thats y u install brick mailbox
The_Weirdo 10
That's why you put bombs in your mail box.
Iamnotmyself 17
Thad why I hide a midget in there. Haven't fed him in a while though...
TheRealBruce 12
hey 3 have you seen the butterfly effect bombs and mailboxes don't mix
x_KL_x 7
#3 I think people have FAR greater concerns than stealing your mailbox.
Mr_Saikaly 35
What would anyone benefit from stealing mailbox?
littlemissFYL 5
"You Got Mail." haha I'm just messing with ya, your mailbox was stolen :-)
AuburnBoi17 5
7 best comment ever
zekecastro 0
how can you rip a mailbox? lol is it made of paper :P
PDeffinP 0
yes it's was made of paper..if that man hadn't "ripped it" the rain would have gotten it for sure.
TheRealHouse 7
At least he didn't "Verizon" away with it
EpicPear 0
^ Do you mean "Sprint"?
dolphincheddar 10
I guess he really wanted the falice you ordered
TheRealHouse 7
EpicPear, OP said they did "sprint" away with it. That's why I said Verizon it's not everyday you see a (T) Mobile mailbox :)
EpicPear 0
^ Yeah, I know. I just wanted to make you look bad. :3
urdirtyolduncle 15
This guy takes stealing other people's mail way too seriously.
_Oblivion_ 12
51 Go back to Mexico along with your unhumorous comments, we dont need your stupidity.
poy2x 0
they get a mailbox
rogergraton 0
a mail box for free. no?
kellanlvr 1
maybe someone stole his mailbox..so now you must go steal someone else's!
knightsfb 0
now you have an excuse for not paying your bills...
iPoopMusic 0
I wonder what the president puts in his mailbox.
Happismiley2010 0
noooo
cookie_3008 4
Well, how do you think it worked?? ^_^ ..(8)"WAIT!! ...wait a minute Mr.Postman!! (8)"
BeatlesObsessed 12
Beatlesss.?
cookie_3008 4
*nodding* Oooh yeaaahh... =)
cookie_3008 4
Although I think it might be "STOP!" first.. LOL *sighs*.. oh well.
BeatlesObsessed 12
That wasn't supposed to be a question mark, it was supposed to be a heart! Oh well. :)
maliki32 7
must've been one nice mailbox lol
sandyandellie 5
okay, that made me laugh. :)
newlove_fml 0
That's a nice mailbox you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
gtm: grand theft mailbox
atthegates 0
good morning sir. enjoy the next 30 years wondering why someone would do this.
TheNeonDuckie 0
OP should file a police report! OP: " Hi, I'd like to report a stolen mailbox" Police Operator: " Ma'am, can you please describe the mailbox"
LemonBlue 0
poor guy probably just wanted to go mailbox smashing...he just couldn't afford a bat
Wandering_Ninja 8
or a car
The_Weirdo 10
Or a life.
HeavyScout 0
Or a (insert witty comment here)
TheRealHouse 7
Or a witty comment
YaboyVinnie 21
Hacking goes real life.
hannahtaskey 9
Makes me wonder what was in the mailbox...
skye_343 0
The very secret of life, obviously.
TheRealHouse 7
Everyone knows the answer is 42. the question is.. what is the ultimate question?
Beebow_fml 5
Yes, next time grab a brick from your bed and run after him.
odi_et_amo 4
Worded very similarly to the FML about the person finding their cat dead on their lawn...
JenDanielle917 13
You've got mail, oh damn...
DKjazz 20
You've got fail.