Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a Scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked, "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML
Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, after searching frantically for my economics notes for a week, I asked my friend to send me pictures of hers. I recognised my handwriting on the pictures she sent me and she admitted she'd "borrowed" them. The exam is in three days and she refuses to meet me and give my notes back. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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Bitts 0
Well man, that's just kind of creepy, and getting hit on right before taking a huge exam is not something everybody wants.
Nadreth 0
She's just probably more worried about the test, than some creepy cocky guy's phone number. JUST A THOUGHT. Not to mention creepy and awkward. That is just a stupid way to try to pick up a chick. YDI.
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Bitts 0
Well man, that's just kind of creepy, and getting hit on right before taking a huge exam is not something everybody wants.
responses 0
what kind of a shit university do you go to?
Ducati4623 0
Denied! (waynes world style)
jpwdragon 0
I would have used the same line. difference is, I would have pulled it off.
felipe87 2
I would have up the price to two dollars
LoosechangeX 0
Alright Little boy whatever you want to think.
whoisthisgirl 4
I never had to bring my own... my school provided them. all should, just sayin
max_wilder 9
Start a bidding war
drybamboo 0
You totally deserve it. Creepy, awkward, selfish, inappropriate, full of yourself, etc...
Salmonus 0
Hey, at least you tried. Good on ya for putting yourself out there.
mf_fml 0
i woulda done the same thing... weirdo.
sunnyskys 25
hahaha nice....WE ARE ALL WEIRD!! I love the love!! wahahaha jK and have a good day
Nadreth 0
She's just probably more worried about the test, than some creepy cocky guy's phone number. JUST A THOUGHT. Not to mention creepy and awkward. That is just a stupid way to try to pick up a chick. YDI.
dontcallmekim 0
awe, boys have it rough. i apologize on her behalf. :] better luck next time.
xqme 0
+1 to #1 to #5.... it's a test man....you could have said "just take it" and then asked her after how it was, and if she wanted to have coffee or something =_=
sunnyskys 25
damn lol now I feel a little stupid for not thinking of that ( shout to op listen to this guy->) chances doubled but at least he let her know he liked her
dudewithface 0
there's only one thing to do: stab that bitch
dudewithface 0
piss on her face. she'll love that
mattmag 0
dudewithface: you are terrifyingly awesome.