Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
niki
Long Beach, United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
Cristaderzi 0
Didnt she pay attention in the First Grade! Eww
hockeyhouse 5
I'd say you're better off without her.
Emmy_The_Great 2
Just brush it off. Eh? Eh??
PhillyFox 0
That's kind of nasty. Kissing someone == rubbing someone else's tooth gunk all over your mouth.
boatkicker 5
And yet, I'd rather kiss someone who had a clean mouth from using my toothbrush, than kiss someone who hadn't brushed their teeth.
pendulum2012 0
Everyone I know washes off their toothbrush when they're done using it, so there isn't "tooth gunk" covering it.
Twi_lover_EC 6
If she broke up with u just because u wouldn't share a toothbrush with u. I think she was just looking for an excuse to break up with u or she's insane.
Lion85 0
Did you accidentally drop it in the toilet earlier, Jerry?
Ajjas013 6
Just give her a brand new shiny blue *****. Everything gets better after that!
div01 2
when did your mom buy you yours? or is this information you heard from a third party?
Ajjas013 6
I'm a guy, so obviously it's from a third party. Which is me...
CharlotteRx 4
Reminds me of an episode of 'Boy meets world'
saranottelling 7
It's horrible and immature she would break up with you over that. She probably would have broken up with you if you didn't share your cookie too. (But then again... it all depends what kind of cookie.)
gun6slinger9 9
atleast you don't have to be with someone as immature as her
tn123ok 0
There has to be another reason! That is truly the most f***ed up way to dump someone! I'm sorry man.