allgrowedup
United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United States
Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Irving, United States
We don't trust you
Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML
dangyo
United States
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
bw9669
Canada
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
thatguy
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye baby
Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Mom of the year
Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML
My mom
France
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Anonymous
Mind your own business
Today, I found out that my parents are in trouble because they left me home alone for almost two weeks (I'm 16) and my Karen neighbor found out and called social services. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Top comments
wicker75 0
You should have sex with the babysitter then
mrssheldoncooper 0
Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.
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Comments (163)
XslusheeX 0
lawl
urdirtyolduncle 15
why don't u self indulge upon this wonderful opportunitie ;)
LordXavier 0
hope she hired some sexy babysitter then you could totally get laid. Of course you sound like a whiner so that will never happen. YDI
sammy92 0
dude, I wish me mom would leave me alone with a hot guy for a few hours! just have fun with it hahaha oh and fyl if she ain't hot
WallyTheWombat 0
Most guys would bang her even if she wasn't hot. They just wouldn't say anything.
Gstone 4
28 i wish u were my babysitter ;)
Jakub89 0
^ I second that :)
waswashere 0
I 3rd that
sammy92 0
Aww thanks guys! XP
shaneac 0
And I 4th it
sammy92 0
well I do love to babysit Hahahaha
lbeer 1
that's not the only thing you will be sitting on giggity
TNB_xACiDiC 0
haha you guys would 2nd that, 3rd that, & 4th that? pfft, I'd just straight up hit that haha;P
sammy92 0
haha come to Hawaii and get leid
sammy92 0
ugh, my comment wasn't dat naughty! hahaha
MaximilianMarche 0
lol. I need to visit Hawaii :)
Acousticpixie14 6
Wow, please, keep your sexual desires reserved for PMing. Mmk, thanks.
sammy92 0
Aww let dem have der fun! hahaha
Sirin_fml 47
Sorry, sammy92, I didn't get the Hawaiian slang/pun. I reversed everything for you. :-)
sammy92 0
thanks sirin no worries XD
mixx7090 1
hey sammy92 you should totally text me, just ask for my number
sammy92 0
no wayz stranger danger hahahaha
sammy92 0
no wayz stranger danger Hahahaha
samadams42 0
can i have ur numberr
THEgleek 0
wat i was thinking
mixx7090 1
then i will have to go to Hawaii
daeval14 0
Ha I'm actually going to Hawaii in March :D Score! lol
CompettiveCheer 0
Desperate losers.
sammy92 0
hahaha this is a fun thread XD
lexisdakotaa 5
I 5th that. Ahahaha I am just kidding. I agree, PM is the way to go guys.. lol.
Lake5055 0
Haha, Sammy, this is a good example of why attractive chicks should have fake pictures too :P I'm sure this isn't the first time you've had a thread like this... -.-
Acousticpixie14 6
Seriously...there's a reason I changed mine to one of me in Joker make-up lol
sammy92 0
well I'm new so actually this is lol
Acousticpixie14 6
Word of advice...you're have at least 2 new messages a day from some poor guy trying to hit on you and you'll probably get a lot of threads under your comments with things like "i dont mean to creep but ur beautful" It gets old. It's why I changed my picture.
airjordan6_fml 1
Lol
Im2raw 0
Everybody on FML are just a bunch of homos
mrssheldoncooper 0
Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.
Schweez4 0
Fallon bigger you hot as hell
Schweez4 0
can I get your number
samadams42 0
easy there big guy
darebear331 4
This is why twelve year olds shouldnt be allowed on fml.
wicker75 0
You should have sex with the babysitter then
TheDrop 0
get pregnant and teach your mom a lesson.
sammy92 0
hahaha 3~win XP
jordanp17 3
sammy92 I wanna hit on you and see if you say yes
sammy92 0
yes to what?
dre_bro11 12
#48, OP is complaining about the fact that his/her parents have left them, being 17 years old, with a baby sitter. You are right in which the OP could be male or female, as can the baby sitter, but any one talking about OP banging the baby sister is assuming it is a guy/girl situation. And if the baby sitter was hot, OP probably wouldn't have mentioned it as to make the FML more FML-ish and not something that's going to cop a lot of 'your home alone with a hot person so whats the big deal' comments.
McGherkin 0
#56 I don't think they were on about banging a baby sister.
life_lol 0
get ya some.
runninbrotha 0
he said sitter Smart ass
lezzy251 0
well either way "banging the babysitter" would be effective. seeing how if the OP is a girl as is the baby sitter then the mom would freak. same for a guy-guy situation. and if the mom just gets a diff gender baby sitter then it still works out if u do it again. or the OP can just say they had sex with the sitter and show the mom some fake proof and get the sitter to play along. :)
vividlycolor 6
that's retarded..
Juliaa15 6
Who had a mental illness in the FML?
natas_fml 13
The mother, obviously.
TenderWhispers 0
I like your mom
DrDiamond 0
completely agree with #3 def have some fun with the babysitter!!
Ariasmake_1 0
only if the Babysitter is as slutty as you.
samadams42 0
hey! she is a nice lady!
b1ondiee 0
that' sucks , D :
GawZ 0
Well somebody has to change your dirty diapers you know... and hitting the sitter up for sex will be difficult after that happens.
louie111887 0
yes fool around with the babysitter : ). hit that shit ; )
chizzrx 0
hope they weren't old