Today, after meeting the love of my life two weeks ago and moving him in to start our life together, my kids have run off to live with their dads. Apparently they are “not dealing with another new dad.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé walked out on me saying he loved me dearly, but not enough to continue parenting my three kids from my previous marriage because they hate him, he now hates them, and they’re not his problem to continue dealing with. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him. FML
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
Today, the love of my life told me she no longer wants to be with me. Two kids and a happy life thrown away. Today I realised that nothing is forever. FML
Today, Social Services took my recently deceased girlfriend's kids. I've loved those kids for almost 10 years and now I might never see them again. FML
Today, my husband dropped a bombshell when he served me divorce papers and a set of tests proving that our sons (7 and 9 years-old) are not his. I'm alone at home, scared shitless, and my poor kids don't understand where their dad is. I can't take them to their bio dad, since he died four years ago. FML
Today, the mother of my children and partner of 13 years told me she is leaving me for her boss. I'm currently sitting in the living room with our two kids and her mother. Everyone here is half of her. We moved 1000 miles away from all of my family and friends 8 years ago. I think I might be living in a sitcom. FML
Today, on the first day of school, my husband decided it was the perfect time to announce that he’s leaving because he’s seeing another woman. He already had his suitcase packed, and vanished. Now I have to take my kids to school, crying over their dad. FML
Today, within one day of meeting me, my stepmom decided to break up with my dad. Her reason being, "I love you, but I just can’t put up with the kid." I’m 'the kid'. I’m 28 years-old. FML
Today, I lost yet another girlfriend because of my kids’ behavior. The last one told me, “I’d rather get fisted by Freddy Krueger than deal with those hellspawn of yours!” At this point, I’m going to be a single dad forever. FML
Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
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sarsuela 29
Kids (plural) went to live with their dads (plural) after you brought home another man. *surprised Pikachu*
Rake 18
You moved in with someone after 2 weeks? You are sure he is the love of your life after 2 weeks? Another new dad means it happened before? ...
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Rake 18
You moved in with someone after 2 weeks? You are sure he is the love of your life after 2 weeks? Another new dad means it happened before? ...
sarsuela 29
Kids (plural) went to live with their dads (plural) after you brought home another man. *surprised Pikachu*
TwoBytesCarley 27
And I wonder how many of these new ‘dads’ have been predators gettin’ with the codependent mom knowing they’ll be in the house with the kids soon enough..
Ubehage 32
"The love of your life". You know that after just 2 weeks. Also, you have kids (plural) with other dads (plural). Thanks for the warning, you are never getting anywhere near me! YDI
Crowned Sataness 12
a new man shouldn't even be around your young children for months! this is how you get your children molested. you don't even know this guy, you don't even see someone's true colors for months.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
"Meeting the love of my life two weeks ago." "Moving him in." "My "kids" ran off to live with their "dads"." "They don't want to deal with "another new dad"." But hey, "children need their mothers more", right?
HouseOfM 8
This f m l sends up more red flags than a chinese pride rally good god.
mike3775 39
And people say I was dumb to wait 6 months before I let my current wife meet my kids and for me to meet her kids for the first time when we were dating.
Underscore_foo 5
I’m sorry about your children but saying that they ran off… how blasé you are. You appear to lack empathy for them and what it means to have another partner of yours imposed on them. Rushing into prioritising your new lover over your own children isn’t a good idea, move it out and go at a normal pace.
Hangryko 32
You don't provide a stable or safe household for your children, with men practically strangers frequently staying with you. It seems your children were never a priority to you, only you and your infatuations. You don't deserve them and I hope you lose custody. Grow the **** up.
FluffythePink 23
And now your selfish, self serving, unsafe attempt at motherhood is over, you can carry on ******* the 'love of your life' every time you find the next one without the kids underfoot... You showed them absolutely zero concern while you had them and now you're complaining that they can't stand the revolving conveyor belt of strange men you parade through their lives and 'home'. Can you grasp absolutely nothing wrong with your own behaviour? Wow...