Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
niki
Long Beach, United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
chutjai 0
this is quite shit, your gf must be 12.
brianjman14 23
wtf????
summer16 2
ew sharing a toothbrush is disgusting..
anela_fml 0
is that a metaphor or literally either way she needs to get a life
pride90 0
oooohkkay wierd much? nastyynesss
alexandraa_fml 0
That is so ******* sick.
ensemble_coeur 0
why doesn't she have her own toothbrush?
CallMeHush 1
She just borrows.
fudgnugget 0
wow she is nit worth it
thew_fml 14
what is wrong with you people - someone you kiss, and hopefully have oral sex with, and sharing a toothbrush is gross? i feel sorry for all your lovers -
protowizard 0
sharing a toothbrush is a great way to share diseases like colds, as well as other stuff you wouldn't get from kissing, like canker sores, not to mention all the plaque and cavity causing bacteria they just brushed off
BritishHobo 0
Having sex is a great way to share diseases like HIV, as well as other stuff you wouldn't get from sharing a toothbrush, like crabs.
protowizard 0
that comparison doesn't make sense, unless you have an ****** every time you brush your teeth with your partner's toothbrush
BritishHobo 0
I was just making the point that there's other things in a relationship - things that pretty much almost every couple do on a regular basis without thinking it weird, that can pass on as many diseases as sharing a toothbrush.
waterynuggets 0
Sex can be sloppy and messy, brushing your teeth is uh...not really supposed to be the same thing. I'm guessing most people don't brush their teeth before work in preparation for polishing the knob unless they're going for a promotion.
wish_fml 0
#68 Lmfao beautiful
beefsteak 0
If she's willing to go down on you, do her a favor and let her borrow your damn toothbrush. They're like 50 cents, just buy a new one and let her have that one.