Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Mossears133 15
Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?
stevenJB 25
I hate you just because you said "cray"^
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ViviMage 40
I had a RL pet bunny that I used to test the sensitivity and caring of potential suitors. If Alex wasn't comfortable with them, that is a major red flag! She might have tried the same thing with a child surrogate, and it happened to be a stuffed owl. This was clearly important to her Dropping a real animal or child, yes. A plush, not so much.And if you've watched AFV, real parents have real blunders with real children, all the time! Kids are amazingly resilient and get boo-boos and owwies all the time!
AshBash2211 14
I think that's for the best.. That's just odd..
whY402Jay 12
You're in a really weird-sounding relationship.
CharDee 15
I don't think that I was about the owl ... I think the owl was a cover... But a stupid cover ... An excuse to break up
MolesterStallone 13
Did you seriously just hash tag on FML?
jessherself13 21
FYL OP, but she sounds like she has some loose screws. I mean who uses a stuffed owl as a hypothetical daughter? You'll find someone that would be a better match for you, good luck!
nanxi 30
Well your ex sounds like she's all kinds of crazy. You're better off without her.
Momo_Moonlight 25
While thats a FYL, OP, your ex sounds she needs to go to the funny farm.
dawnann 9
You should have been more careful xD ahaha
krizay 10
Run bro!