Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all I wanted was to go on a vacation in April. I've been asking my husband since last April and he begrudgingly booked everything last minute a month before. Now he's cancelled everything he booked due to his dad being sick. I was OK with it, but now I've got no vacations for this year. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, I was looking over reservations for an upcoming work trip, and saw that my work would cover the "romance package" at a nice hotel. I laughed. My coworkers laughed. When I told my wife, not only did she not laugh, she burst into tears and screamed, "I knew you were cheating!" FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
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Top comments
loserman67 36
Tonight, wear something really sexy to bed. Make all the right moves and say all the right things. Get him all worked up, then slam your legs shut, looked him straight in the eye and say, "APRIL FOOLS RIGHT BACK AT CHA ASSHOLE!"
saucyrossi 18
"April thirds...?"
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Comments (60)
Kidkaplan 19
Just think of how much money you are saving
kevinnicki4life 9
Just think of how disappointed she is that her husband did that.
ZacZ 8
Exactly. Money savings.
Mossears133 15
Just think of how much happiness they're saving!
kalejaxson 5
Better late than never. You have the rest of the month to get him back.
saucyrossi 18
"April thirds...?"
twaumat 28
well its not 'April first' saying 'april third' is dumb.
kevsandy303 12
In that case, since its "April Fools", you can fool anyone all month. Let the pranking begin!
yoursucklives 36
His jokes are apparently not too funny.
waterpolohezy 6
The husband needs to be reminded what it's like to be slapped across the face. Dang. Men, NEVER turn down an opportunity for a get away with your significant other. Unless of course they didn't have the funds... Then you'd just be contributing to our already suckish economy.. And no one likes a bum!
browneyedgirl52 13
Give him a good old April Third's divorce.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yeah, how perfectly rational!
ArielTheMermaid 17
It amazes me how many people suggest divorce for small things like this. Yeah, it was an asshole move, but it'll pass
Shenanigans9 8
We can only hope that #5 was joking...
mattlw 25
If I was #5's husband, I would probably divorce her for that comment.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
41- understandable.
1_4M_A_M49 5
Divorces aren't jokes
biggestfan23 11
That wasn't even funny that's just stupid. Some people take April Fools too far I hope you get him back somehow OP
gc327072 31
"well it isn't even April Fools, so therefore you have to be serious." Who's the fool now?
skyenoelle 15
Sounds like a great opportunity for some revenge "April fools" jokes.
yeti37 16
Yeah, like book one ticket, tell him to pack for the trip, and leave without him at the terminal.
loserman67 36
Tonight, wear something really sexy to bed. Make all the right moves and say all the right things. Get him all worked up, then slam your legs shut, looked him straight in the eye and say, "APRIL FOOLS RIGHT BACK AT CHA ASSHOLE!"
jessherself13 21
FYL OP, your husband sounds like an ass. Maybe you can reach a compromise and do a weekend getaway instead? You should find a way to get back at him though.
McNikk 15
On the bright side, now you can start planning YOUR April fools prank for next year. And you can make it extra special.