Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Halloween
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Mossears133 15
Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?
stevenJB 25
I hate you just because you said "cray"^
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Comments (140)
countryrose92 23
I think he was making a point
ethanman82 8
she must be a hoot
fatboygixxer 3
Well, spiking it during an argument probably wasn't a good idea after all...
artyler 3
You life sucks, however, you are far off better finding out how whimsical your ex-girlfriend thought of your relationship to break up over something so petty. Even if she was trying to be serious about the "hypothetical daughter," if she can't forgive an accident like that, imagine what married life would have been like with her.
23Z9TZO 18
It's probably a good thing..
HeartOfLead 24
Owl be glad to let you know that even if the baby is hypothetical, you must still treat it with care.
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Use of the term "cray-cray" just robbed you of a constructive first comment.
chinagirl3343 8
Let me guess you're 12 and she's 11. A stuffed animal? Come on.
Jacksparrow72 21
Imagine if that was your pet rock. You'd be devastated.
nayib 10
Count your blessings. Run and never look back.