Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Mossears133 15
Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?
stevenJB 25
I hate you just because you said "cray"^
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Comments (140)
PhilSnake22 13
I would once again like to refer back to those three words of wisdom that have helped me understand so many strange things over the years... "Bitches be crazy"
karlcolt45 19
who are you, who who, who who, whoooo are you, who who, who who
McNikk 15
Were you trying to see if it could fly like a real owl?
Xotoolyxo 16
On the bright side, you can find someone a little more sane now
MrConcise 35
Butterfingers, as long as she's not pregnant, you ruffled the right feathers. Clear psycho.
perdix 31
It's probably for the best, she was way too into birds! You could say that you. . . *lowers sunglasses* dodged a pullet.
etchsanity1 11
Yes
simoncat 11
Touché!
abrookec2011 14
That was so pleasantly unexpected.
TheJester12 15
If you can't even care for a stuffed owl how do you expect an actual child to survive? Clearly she is testing you. Edit : she also sounds insane , I would get out ASAP
raesos91 26
op dropped her because she wouldn't tell him how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
pmadNess 16
It takes three. The wise old owl said so...
eur0 14
The world may never know..
Namenlos_fml 20
This story went from YDI to FYL very quickly.
Audem_fml 27
Crazy people ^^