Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Mossears133 15
Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?
stevenJB 25
I hate you just because you said "cray"^
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Comments (140)
partytime4321 5
You are probably better without her in that case...
ZombieSazza 34
Whaaaaat the ****?!? Yeah... I think you dodged a bullet there, OP.
Helped 35
I'd like to see her freakout if it was with an actual child.
Pstraka6 20
what have relationships come to now?
kkrazyangel 16
Well, now at least you wont have to bring her back and forth from shrinks later!
scott82 5
She was probably just looking for any excuse to dump you, probably humping your best mate right now
Shieldsz 7
So many comment about replacing the word who with hoo. Hoo thinks it's funny?
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
You killed Hedwig!! You bastard!!
SinfulEnd 20
Isnt that the point of practicing? So you dont end up dropping your real baby? Atleast you didnt toss it to the ground like you would a football after making a large touchdown!
gurly98 13
At first I clicked ydi. But then I clicked your life Sucks. I guess it's neutral