Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Mossears133 15
Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?
stevenJB 25
I hate you just because you said "cray"^
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Comments (140)
dandaman1457 7
Hoo do you think you are?
Megan639 16
Haha reminds me of my biology class...
cmac86 24
I wonder if she would have had the same reaction if it was a rat like scabbers?
sadddfaceee 1
My eyes got really big at by the end of the first sentence
looney_mc 4
Ahah loser
faireanjell 5
Congratulations on escaping the cray cray
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Better safe than sorry ;) joking OP FYL
musicluvr2000 11
#101, Really? I thought he was trying to rob a bank?
zomgwtfbbq 3
Friend, you dodged a bullet. Walk away and don't look back. Trust me on this.
Timber147 9
Good thing she did you want one that's not crazy!