Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML
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Mossears133 15
Hoo do you think you are, dropping your daughter like that!?
stevenJB 25
I hate you just because you said "cray"^
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Comments (140)
ashwarden 3
She be cray for making you carry around a stuffed owl anyways. You are probably too young to have kids or too old for that crap lol
JudgeComrade 17
Did you meet her at hooters?
KatieBel 2
She's too young for you bro!
trendkilla254 4
You chose to play the game.
DemonSquirril 4
Honestly, I think you dodged a bullet my friend.