Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
Today, realizing how poor I am, I decided to steal gas. The only place I was brave enough to steal from was my parents' lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
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Top comments
DarkJoy_fml 5
At least he wasn't sucking **** outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP
tmmundy 17
did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?
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Comments (130)
Saarr 0
wow fyl
jrsgreenfire257 0
That blows
FreeDome_fml 0
NO! ONE! GIVES! A! FUCKKKKKK!
Bofopio 0
I didn't that siphoning gas made loud splashing sounds, so loud that you'll hear them outside your room.
tulsafml 0
I give a ****.
DKjazz 20
Wow. Well, these are tough times for us all, but still, wow.
ManBearP1g 0
It's not that bad anymore was way worse a few years ago.
cheeksMcgeeks 3
@55 Maybe for your state. In NY gas is almost $4 a gallon.
ManBearP1g 0
Ouch
C6Racer 0
84, you're lucky. Here in Cali it's already over $4 in many areas.
kittykat52810 0
Gas is way to much -.-
KiddNYC1O 22
Ahh, I remember when gas was under $2 in '08.
nzl_fml 0
Petrol is now NZ$2.20 per litre where I live... that's roughly over $6 per gallon in US terms. Count yourselves lucky.
ManBearP1g 0
Actually we have it cheaper than a lot of other countries. It was 8$ a gallon in London when I visited. But they have really good public transport infrastructure.
asher888 11
Gas in Alaska $4.12
babyyappld 7
holy shizz bout $1.20 per litre in Toronto
Tancaliel 12
Only around $4 per gallon? Wow. Over here it's about €1.60 per litre which comes down to $8.50 per gallon... O.o
raider27 7
About $3.60-$4.00 in Arizona
GetALilCrazy 0
I'd get a restraining order..
im_awsome 2
very outstanding pic ;)
Doortje 30
Damn, I missed it :( Now I'll always wonder what it was.
sourgirl101 29
Doortje, it was a picture of boobies. (: now you know.
j300zx 0
Yeah me too. "Hey you people above! What was the picture!?
sourgirl101 29
Haha, that I do! My iPhone doesn't show me much. Thank goodness in this case.(:
anonymous595 0
haha get ur shotgun:-P
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
ahh rednecks these days
sourgirl101 29
Well, he really sucks doesn't he! (:
sassypants93 17
You beat me to it! I smiled a little when I pressed that ironic button.
Ikushka 3
interesting description :D
t765234 10
Interesting face :D
CryMoreFMLs 15
Interesting picture :D
WOW_BS 0
fags
DarkJoy_fml 5
At least he wasn't sucking **** outside your house for gas money right???..........FYL OP
karmicsamadi86 9
oh, so true!
tmmundy 17
did you make him pay $3.50 a gal? or did you proceed to kick his ass?
JustinThunder 8
I'd kick his ass and then steal his wallet. Then again, if he is syphoning gas e probably doesn't have much..
Swedish81 0
Darkjoy makes a good point.
im_awsome 2
well, gas its very expensive these days. but still its not a good enogh excuse for him to do that
BAMF18 0
ugh. Ew...
TayonaC 10
lol why are you saying ewe
mfjkr 10
at least America is still using the imperial system.......
attatood 8
Only because America is so backwards and hard headed compared to the rest of the world #91... are you still using dial-up?
CryMoreFMLs 15
67 I totally agree. Really hideous.
TheAftermath 0
Wow.. just.. wow.