Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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Top comments
TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
_stevie_ 0
hahaha omg i want to meet your girlfriend she sounds hellas chill!!!
collegegirl30 0
bahaha cockblock! this is funny! shes not being mean...just joking around....ive done it before
YourFault 0
Clearly you don't have enough going on downstairs to arouse your own girlfriend, YDI
Tripodi 0
thats ass
scottyz1 0
Cheap thrills eh, keeps you on your toes. Haha #62, I was waiting for someone to pop that reference.
stussy272 0
Maybe she could be childish? Go figure if not shes a keeper
NandraniDevi 3
Thats wrong on sooo many levels....but still funny lol
redhusk89 0
Next time you get hot with her tell her you're "going to eat her till she screams" right before her big finale pull away and say "just kidding.... hey look the games on." yeah you'll be a good friend of rosy palmer for a while but she'll think twice before doing that to you again.
aspire2nspire 0
Okay, I'm a girl and even I say dump her immediately. LoL.
NandraniDevi 3
#174 agreed totally xD