Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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Top comments
TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
judgeymcjudge 0
#77 http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sniggers My bad...? o_0 No really. My bad. I thought it was generally accepted. Wow, man. Way more angry comments since I last checked, lol. No wonder so many chicks are paranoid when it comes to guys and sex. You make it seem like the end of the world, christ! It's really not. And 'revenge' isn't really necessary either. Overreaction much? Just call her a bitch/tease, laugh about it later and be done!
Prisoner_24601 0
what. a. bitch.
Failercoptor 0
dump her lol. Its what i would do
db90_fml 0
story of my life.
hottiebody 0
I get how that would freak you out. She got you all worked up and then you got turned down. Bummer. But i mean really??? Come on...you don't want to lose her over a lil trick like that. Give her some time. like #77 said, she prolly got nervous and paniced. Having sex with any guy is scary as hell. You don't want to mess up, but you know she wants to do it. When the moment is right, you love birds will have the greatest sex ever!!!!
Brittanyy 0
lmfao. I personally think it's funny. unless you've never had sex with her at all. But yeah, if she meant it in a funny way, it's funny, if she was being serious then....that sucks. ;D
Jem0_0 0
Just **** in her eye tomorrow and kick her in the shin so she ends up hopping around naked like a one-eyed, one-legged pirate, and call it even.
Thrashersk 0
Give her an empty jewelry box and tell her just kidding.
zectni 0
AHAHAH ! damnn tht sucks for you. but wahta great joke
agitate1 0
haha your girlfriends alright dude, maybe shes seeing your reaction and preparing you for the next time ;) If not, thats mean.