Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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Top comments
TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
steelydan 0
#11 is a raging bitch
watanidiot 0
why is everyone so angry it was a joke! she probably ended up giving him a BJ or something anyway - CALM DOWN
SwimKid 0
yeah. i agree. shes a keeper, and the next time you guys actually have sex, get her naked and then all of a sudden while shes naked start getting dressed again, and tell her JK lol :P
mrme1213 0
your girlfriend is hilarious
Nikytini_luv 0
#178 im wit u on dat. Besides guys are always horny enywys...
Time2Remission 0
BAM! got you didn't she. Talk about a tease.
hawt_leah_foshiz 0
HAHAHA did ya get a boner
furrylala 0
oh that sucks LOLOLS
a_w1seman 0
wow sounds like my gf.... why do bitches have to do that. just randomly pick her up and put her against a wall and make out with her then drop her :) hahahahah
oztun 0
I had a girlfriend who did the exact same thing to me 3 or 4 times. Her best friend wanted to have 3 some with us but my GF was sooo scared. Anyway one night she fell asleep and her friend climbed on top of me. I had just been teased and my GF passed out. I asked her friend if she would ever tease me and she said hell no that would be punishing herself. We had sex all night and have been for 6 straight months. My ex told me she is sorry and wishes she could have me back. I don't like being teased I think I'll keep Fscking her friend every day.