Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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Top comments
TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
abukalamrami 0
BITCH!!! but the comments were hilarious xD
dca714 0
wait till you marry her lmao my gf does that to me too sigh... lol
LoOnE_fml 0
LMAO @ 13....but yeah, you should wait til she's sleep then cum on her forehead
mrhahn530 0
14, FTW. Sneak up on that bitch ninja style and than BAM! right in the ear...
lordofperc 0
You should pull a rodeo next time you are having sex with her: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rodeo It's definition 2
Sutefu_fml 0
I do things like that to my boyfriend all the time. He gets aroused by the littlest things. I always give him what he wants in the end though. :P
stabbed_again 0
OMG!!! i do tht to my bf all the time!!!! lol fail
Thrice 0
was it cheryl?
_tawin_ 0
girls can be so bad ...
Dreika 0
What a dumb bitch! I am sorry...come over and I will finish ya off baby. I don't do that bull crap. Why do girls think that is okay? Like it is some power trip or "I am woman hear me roar" crap! Grrr...