Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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Top comments
TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
katylou43768 0
ha, this is the greatest. i would totally do that.
ThisisAlicia 0
Haha, I'll keep this is mind for my guy, he hates when I'm a tease. :]
Vincent1326 0
Haha, my girl does that to me all the time. Then I tease back and she pins me down and rides me like I'm the prize winning horse at Kentucky Derby
This_One_Guy_011 0
happened to me a couple times, lik ppl said before. just do tha same thing to her nxt time you get a chance
RedRuby46 0
haha oh wow ya gotta love the teasers...actually she pretty much ripped the rug out 4m under u! thats actually pretty cruel...u should definately retaliate. wait til it gets hot and heavy and just walk away saying "yeah hurts dont it" lol
LSeb 0
Dump her.
Brentos 0
Haha what an awesome girlfriend. Now what you're supposed to do in that situation is say: "I'm not" and shove her head down there hahaha
Diligent17 4
Wow that was grimy.
Remedy_21 0
Damn that sucks
vibrantskies 0
Wow, that's messed up.