Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Top comments
aggiegirl95 7
I don't know what you're complaining about, Kool-Aid Man is sexy as hell.
tylercoffman420 19
oh no! oh no! OH YEA! (koolaid man breaks through wall)
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Comments (60)
andrmac 25
You should set up a paper wall for her to run through and have her wear a koolaid man shirt and red yoga pants next time you get frisky!
worldclassrager 41
Maybe dirty talk would be better...
jairienfaite 20
Oooooh no
RedPillSucks 33
now koolaid will make me horny and thirsty.
Mohamedegypt 13
Idky it reminds me of that old song was like a man with a deep voice saying oooh yeah and chika chika!
butterfly403 12
If you can't laugh during sexy time, when can you laugh?
ugafan29379 18
Haha idk if that would bother me. Role playing can be fun but idk about the koolaid man being in it tho.
PDSot 21
i was sending messages like that with this guy and he said "i wanna fill you up" and i said "like a truck" and we both laughed so hard the mood was almost killed
HeyyShayy 15
One time my boyfriend and I were sexting and somehow when I texted "pussy" it autocorrected to "pussyfoot" mood killed but ******* hilarious!
Asianjaned 9
Just fake it, it's just sexting. I've had similar issues from hilarious typos.....