Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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Top comments
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
This is the breast story I've ever heard.
thecitizen 15
Become a model ;)
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Comments (88)
thecitizen 15
Become a model ;)
beeferjay 34
only consider becoming a model if you're secure with people faping to your image
Stephencharis 14
Doomed!!!!!
AHzulu 25
That's just wrong.
TMWhisp 22
Don't be so rude about his moobs.
Tacogamer20 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I feel like I just got an injury from opening my eyes too fast.
patwo8 14
I agree be a model
Avi8r 22
Not sure if this FML is about being gay or fat..
SmittyJA24 26
You need a girl friend. May I introduce you to Jenny Craig?
MasterTron 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or Caitlyn Jenner
Roskosity 22
You don't need no woman! Grow your own boobs!
Lalala579121 28
He's a strong, independent Australian man who don't need no woman.
Mynamewontfi 40
I'm hoping your boobs are superhairy. Makes the mental image I'm having so much better.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
This is the breast story I've ever heard.
ballistik_monkey 6
quite titillating i'd say
Xandrick 22
I will hold this in my mammaries forever.
sam882 28
I was so excited when I began reading this thinking "Yes! I'm not the only woman who experiences this!" Then I continued reading and the man part came in along with the disappointment. haha.. Anyways, sorry about your situation OP! But the saying goes "Big or small love 'em all"
Talis99 26
I don't know about turned on but I play with mine all the time.
Tyrez 32
When he said he was a man it ruined it for me but your comments made me feel better.
MariaGiovanni 25
lmao same! I was like isn't this norma-oh...
RedPillSucks 33
prepare for an onslaught of hot requests
aruden 25
Thank you for bringing the good images back that OP took away with the I'm a man part.
teentee401 37
To be honest, I got turned on reading this FML until I found out it was a man.
VampOfSavannah 31
Really glad I'm not the only one who does that!