Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
Today, I'm so sick, I'm even sick in my dreams. Orientation for my new job starts tomorrow. FML
Today, despite the fact they know I'm commuting hundreds of kilometres, I was requested to come to work at the earliest possible hour, every day. I'll be waking up at half past 3 a.m. and admire sunrises on my way. FML
Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML
Today, after informing my boss that I needed stress leave from my 70-hour-a-week shifts, I got my new work assignment. Sixty hours a week, starting at 2 a.m. FML
Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML
Today, I woke up at 3am to go to work. This will be my new routine from now on. FML
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Top comments
cfojo 19
Time for a vacation. Take some time off if you can.
Lalala579121 28
You can quit any time you like but you can never leave.
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Comments (50)
cfojo 19
Time for a vacation. Take some time off if you can.
UncleCaitlyn 21
If this continues you'll start living at work
TordNorski 30
I do the same thing. In bed I dream of being at work and at work I dream about being in bed.
Loveyou6611 20
Me too! I say "have a wonderful night" so many times I even say it in my dreams, along with "Thank you for calling.." . So aggravating. lol
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
I think you need a vacation, too much working may decrease your performance
KhaleesiDannie 26
It hungers for your brain
MELKOZAR 27
It has got you by the balls!
CallMeWindSock 24
At least you've become aware. Think of all those mindless workaholic zombies who are too far along to realize they've been sucked into the ruthless void that is the office.
xTerrorkeks 14
Oh that sucks... I would recommend you to take off and then spend some time with your friends or family in a different surrounding that should help :)
Lalala579121 28
You can quit any time you like but you can never leave.
dantecarlson 13
Welcome to the office California ?
Tripartita 45
Plenty of gloom at the Office California Every time of year You can be found here
bstarqueen 16
Dang it you beat me to it...
oreily12 23
Working the night shift makes it even worse. Dreaming about work while at work.