Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, our wedding was ruined. My fiancée detests children due to traumatic childhood abuse, so our wedding was adults only. Two families showed up with children known to always misbehave. The stress pushed my fiancée into a minor heart attack, she’s now in hospital and the wedding didn’t happen. FML
Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
were they marrying by choice or were they pressured into it because she was pregnant? because that doesn't sound like someone who wanted to be there
BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope you spoke to your son once his nearly-wife got the all-clear and set him straight. Or, if he's usually this wasted I hope you sent him to the hospital as well.
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Comments (4)
Wadlaen 24
I hope the baby and your daughter in law was OK, and that your son learned something and will remember the experience.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Are... Are you on 'My big fat chav wedding'?
Crowned Sataness 12
were they marrying by choice or were they pressured into it because she was pregnant? because that doesn't sound like someone who wanted to be there
BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope you spoke to your son once his nearly-wife got the all-clear and set him straight. Or, if he's usually this wasted I hope you sent him to the hospital as well.
Chazzster 32
Sounds like a US hillbilly wedding cliche… Ugh, why the hell don’t people teach about contraception and use it!