Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML
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JesusFishTaco 5
His mom knows what's up.
bandgirrl 9
that kinda sucks... but ydi. you should've stopped after one.
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missbreann 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being creepy
CryMoreFMLs 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I find it wierd that his mom had the phone... maybe he gave OP the wrong number?
SteelCladAngel 0
might not have been a text she may have been using yahoo/aim/fb chat
sourgirl101 29
21, if it's not your thing that's fine but some don't mind a few..... "can't wait 'til I see you" comments.
missbreann 0
Firstly, I do talk dirty to my significant other I just don't completely go insane like the OP and keep texting multiple times. My fiancé would even think that was creepy. If he didn't reply the first time I'd wait until he texted back.
sourgirl101 29
Oh okay. I didn't realize whom you were directing your comment to.(: I first thought "you" were saying it's creepy. Good to know.
scrapmetal58 9
47... Who cares? dum dum dumb
thisdue1775 0
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kewlkate 9
Don't be a jerk. He was stating his opinion just like the rest of us. Back off.
plataapusss 0
the mom shoulve said that after the first text
lonewolf6613 4
I love your pic :)
scrapmetal58 9
Sorry 47! This was definitely not what I commented on. I replied on a different 'thread' and now the commenter is 46 which was a reply to 3. Odd. This app is buggy sometimes. I actually fully agree with 47.
cherrypieguy 0
amirite.net is better than this
heathersmorin 0
Then go play there and get off this.
EvilPotato 15
you should have replied with "what should I send instead without sounds desperate."
bodmonontheblock 0
48 dont lie, you aint engaged to anyone
Topygrl21 8
124- I know right hehe
Randuhh_17 4
not desperate, when she already has him...
missbreann 0
You guys have nothing better to do than to insult someone on fml? Sad existence if you ask me.
mcxhunni 0
149- its over. try to leave with dignity intact
CAT47LOVE 19
you just did the same thing and insulted everyone else on fml...
JesusFishTaco 5
His mom knows what's up.
johnson94 5
she must have been really creative to be able to randomly send 10 dirty messages with no reply
DncrHap 9
it says ten minutes later, not messages.
johnson94 5
oops!...
sourgirl101 29
Sent a few more. It was 10 minutes later the mom replied.(:
MrSassypants 34
I'll just give you a thumbs up bot for your comment but just for your name.
dkid_92 0
26 fail!
magentaballoon15 8
I first read this as "my mom" instead of "his mom
noelykins1 19
same here lol
mootoo31 6
it was probably her boyfriend trying to make her stop.
USMCSNIPER209 0
lmfao
EmreArslan 11
Yes she does! Her pants!!!
bandgirrl 9
that kinda sucks... but ydi. you should've stopped after one.
xo_kat_xo 0
I agree
Eggers 2
Little did you know, the OP is a guy. Dun dun dun
TattooSoldier 0
Hey How are you doing?
crazysasha123 0
lmao
ObeseKitten 0
I said the same thing, when I saw your face.
hellokat1 0
uncalled for ^
daysgoby902 6
what did it say?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
It was something like "that's what I done when I saw your picture." Rather unnecessarily harsh.
chiddy_bang71 0
yeah that's pretty mean. according to her age, shes in 7th or 8th grade.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
she shouldnt be so young on this site. it might scar her
Blueglasscup 18
You're like the same age.
heyy17 10
um, if you cant put a pic up yourself, you don't have a right to comment on someone elses....
chiddy_bang71 0
what a creative username, op.
volley4eva1698 0
owhh yya totezz and why would his mom have his phone?
NomOnShroomz 14
She likes the vibrate setting...
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
yep.
MrSassypants 34
38 yup* Im a douchebag... 8)
snickers001 0
no your sassy (:
snickers001 0
no your sassy (:
noeyolivia 0
wow your some cute stuff;)
regsworld11 2
desperate ^^ (:
Nanobytez 5
I did enjoy how none of them grasped the whole "your vs you're" concept. : o
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Oh my god that is embarrassing.
imcutefml 0
its also kinda scary...
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Haha yeah, if there's no reply after one text, sending several more won't help.
ChristyCarnegie 0
Dun't be so desperate. .
tylersign 11
"Dun't" bother to spell simple words correctly.
runninbrotha 0
and some people just dunt give a flying **** about what u know or what is correct...
LoveForNerd2 0
YOU ARE THE MUSIC IN ME.
1naenae95 5
or it could have been a typo. -.-
a_nutritionist 10
@55 see now this is why education is important, because i have no idea what the hell your point is. actually to be fair, i cant understand what the message says in any capacity...something about antibiotics and not needing education... if i were to guess id say you think antibiotics were an accident it negates the need for education in some way...but honestly, no clue here.
atomicbaboon 0
I really hope you're joking 137. *cough* he's using sarcasm *cough*
whatgoescomes 5
sure that happened op... lies
Zmeilerr 22
So this basically means you're calling fake? Oh Sirin, we request your assistance!
daysgoby902 6
what did this one say?
YacL 15
Actually, I'd have to say YDI. I think the kink can wait until next time you see each other/next time you're alone with each other, it'd be safer after all.
BWill9014 4
Yes, because no one has jobs, school, after school activities, and other responsibilities to attend to... O.o dude, there is nothing wrong with sending messages like that to your bf or gf if it's understood that you both are enjoy them
YacL 15
"both are enjoy them"? Okay. Them being BF and GF and all, it's not like they're NEVER going to see each other, even with after school activities.
BWill9014 4
*are enjoying I like how you point out an obvious typing mistake to try to strengthen your argument more and not the point dude... the point is if a bf and gf want to echange a few cute/kinky messages when they can't be with each other wtf is wrong with that? I bet the majority of the people on this site do that from time to time...
yourshootingstar 4
why would they deserve that? they didn't know the mom had his phone. besides kinky msgs are fun :P maybe you'll find this out one day maybe not ...
YacL 15
Whoa, calm down. It's just that sounded strange to me. I'm just saying it from my point of view, that's what comments are for after all. I'm not the kind of person to send a kinky message to someone without starting a conversation and making sure they're alone and it's really them. I'm just cautious like that. I don't mean to sound like a douche, so sorry if I do.
BWill9014 4
No problem man... difficult to tell over the internet after. I apologize for getting so defensive
BWill9014 4
*after all... lol
YacL 15
No problem. It's all good now.
hunterhound 0
his mom or ur mom either way it's still creepy