Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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genius_man16 1
I think the "mother of your children" part probably prompted his question more than anything else
jm88 0
Yeah that's a pretty awkward thing to send over a text..
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Comments (242)
Jaywin 3
I'd probably ask the same thing. That's random to say and I assume you guys are young?
joeh1219 0
I stole this spot b.itches
jm88 0
Yeah that's a pretty awkward thing to send over a text..
tisiphone_fml 0
You told your boyfriend the most important things one can say in a relationship in a text message. YDI x1000000
nateypooo 0
I know! those things sjouke be said at a romantic time alone together. not over txt. and if u randomly txt him all that, of course he'll think you're drunk! ydi
BeeHappy_fml 0
ew. I'd NEVER send this to my boyfriend. yuck. tell him it in PERSON when you two are alone... ehhh....YDI
Bobby64 29
I don't think it was a good idea at all to text that, but I think he could be a little more sensitive than just saying, "Are you drunk?!"
KiKiomggg 1
Actually.. I think most people's first react to it is 'are u drunk' lol. But seriously tho, suddenly say all of that I want to be your baby's mother and I love you forever will creep everyone out. Sorry, but ydi
Sansa_fml 38
yeah don't tell someone that you want to be the mother of his children. Kinda creepy.
maddybee111 0
i don't think he meant it in a hurtful way.. you probably just took him by surprise
Sweej 1
Agreed.
genius_man16 1
I think the "mother of your children" part probably prompted his question more than anything else
roryabester 8
lol she waited 3 1/2 years thats an amazing feat these days hell im lucky if i have a relationship last six months
Sabster 0
^ Agreed. Besides, texting isn't the best place to say something like, talking in person always works ;)
bridgetheartsyou 0
you want to be the mother of his babies? you sound very young. that is kinda strange. especially on a text saying something that intimate.
fatgothchick 0
i would have asked exactly the same, were you out of your mind?
alice77_fml 0
i think it's nice to say that to someone, even if it is a little random, but what your boyfriend texted back was funny, and im sure he didnt mean it in a bad way. :)
56578 0
Although you meant well, you probably overwhelmed him. Maybe next time you should tell him those things face to face.
toolman 0
Were u drunk?