Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML
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Kitten07 0
Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...
irishlassie731 0
Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.
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Kitten07 0
Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...
iSmellNice 2
Exactly what I was thinking
AlphaC 0
Which is why he deserves it 100%.
sourlysweet 0
why would he wait for it to melt? he obviosly dint know it was that frosen. and on a hot summer day would u wait for a popcicle to melt a little? i wouldnt.
Dante167 0
#65 I would wait for it to melt a little if my lip was stuck to it instead of trying to yank it off because common sense would tell me that it would probably hurt and/or rip the skin.
brkn_hearted 0
#65: "On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off" how do you NOT know that a popsicle was frozen to your tongue/lip if you had to RIP IT OFF? i agree with the person above me with the common sense thing...
angler 1
Exactly. It's summer, the popsicle is going to melt. No need to rush.
PlastikSeraph 2
I guess it was more of an... *puts on sunglasses* inconvenience store! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!
hudsonnn 0
You must be french because that english was kinda bad but, it better been a good flavour.
hecuva 0
And in Canada we only speak english?? Pretty sure it's a bilingual country and has TONS of people who either can't speak english or it's their second language so they don't speak it very well
plethora 3
Actually, the OP's grammar is better than yours.
Ravemaster7 0
haha, my thoughts exactly
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
did you just mouth off an fml staffer? excellent
hecuva 0
LOL.. yeah well he had it coming, :P
roznic 0
OH MY GOD. You didn't finish your popsicle... The world is going to end.
Ringmaster1 0
Ignoring the rip in his tounge
krazygirl100 9
were all going to die any way in... 2012 ya thats one year
papaicey 0
oh shut up about that 2012 crap. just hope the government doesn't collapse before then
amp88jr 10
Here we are in 2013 laughing at stupid comments like that
ashbaby010 0
wow. even little kids can eat popsicles without getting hurt. that's kind of pathetic...
irishlassie731 0
Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.
TheLetterZero 7
"bite"? Is it really a good idea to bite it right away?
VroomVroomVroom 0
oh wow.
Aelaena 6
Theres so many ways you could have prevented that, warm water (even cold), or your tongue.
fr0man33 0
definately
ChefBoy6382 0
what kind of idiot are you?
dan0 0
YDI, you brought this on yourself