Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
incredibadder 0
shouldnt be your girl for long. on to the next one man!
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha^, girls are like buses. miss one, next 15 one's coming...
im_bored_tired 12
fyl. I would dump her and tell the guy she screwed that she is pregnant and that it's his problem now!
im_bored_tired 12
told*. glad I caught that before the grammar nazi's did!
binkybaby 3
Actually....and I hate to burst your bubble here..."tell" was, in fact, correct.
im_bored_tired 12
yea. I noticed that after I posted it and can't figure out how to remove it from my phone
muchagente 5
well, if you refuse having sex with her, she's got to have it with someone, doesn't she?
ethang1996 0
no, not at all. if she really cared about him she would have waited.
a_nutritionist 10
no, if she really cared about him she would have discussed it and ended the relationship. just cos he doesnt want it doesnt mean she needs to conform to his beliefs.
tymarie2012 31
no 36 is right. if she really did care about him she would have waited. relationships aren't just about sex.
a_nutritionist 10
those two points dont make any logical sense. relationships arent all about sex, yeah, so? so i guess if they arent all about sex, you should have to wait until youre on your deathbed to do it, rather than move on to someone who can fulfill all your needs, not just most of them. because theres only one possible individual you can ever be happy with...oh, or you could just end the relationship and find someone who is more suited to you. idiot.
slinkydee 2
you say that she shouldnt have to conform to his beliefs, so why should he be forced to choose between conforming to her beliefs or losing the girl hes loved for three years just because he wants to wait?
a_nutritionist 10
because she has a right to be happy. she clearly isnt. they both have the same ******* choice. conform to his beliefs or give up on the relationship and seek what you need elsewhere, conform to her beliefs or lose the girl you love for three years. his beliefs dont trump hers just because theyre about abstaining. is anyone saying he HAS TO have sex? no. but apparently youre saying she HAS TO abstain. try thinking outside the square next time, and dont ask such stupid shit.
klovemachine 24
300 = massive fail
ribbyc80 0
I usually get the "I'm pregnant" speech when I'm breaking up with a girl...
im_bored_tired 12
usually? how many girls do you get pregnant??
groundzeromma 8
none but females have tendency to pull the "I'm pregnant card" so you won't leave them
DjeePee 25
Woops, you wrote a mistake, sir, but no worry, I will correct it! *changes 'females' into 'crazy psycho bitches'*
ribbyc80 0
lol, why the thumbs down? I dont care, truth sucks.
sweet_candy_ 17
Well you wasted 3 years of your life. Hope you find someone worthy your time.
ChantelRenaeee 0
don't waste your time on her and her sluttyness.:)
Xathanos 16
Dump her, you've learned your lessons to not put sex off for too long little grasshopper. Good luck =)
TheNewGuy03 29
yeah. it's a possibility that she communicated the desire to have sex and op denied it, in which case, the op is a strange, strange man. i mean, in my experience, when women want sex, they *want* it, and would likely feel, well, unwanted if he didn't return that sentiment. still, not an excuse to go and get all preggers and shit. |the kid|
sweety503 0
lmao you wernt the only man she was dating for 3 years!:)
stewie1744 0
ahaha, you're a virgin
LaughinStock 16
and you're a?
IndigoFuckYou 9
a *****. :)
bentleysdad11611 0
a dumbass
Mach10 0
Yeah dude. A purple hoodie, douche sunglasses, and flashing a fakeass gang sign speaks volumes about your sexual prowess. For the record, rubbing your dick on your ma's blue faux-fur doesn't count as sex.
goliatron 9
YDI for not hittin' that any time during those three years, virginface.
ethang1996 0
not all people are little man ****** like
CrazyGirl445 4
38- but 3 YEARS a lot of people have sex after like 6 months
daminantion 14
38, are you Mormon? I didn't think Mormons believed in technology :P
nitrogenic 0
102 Mormons aren't against technology. Are you thinking of the Amish?