Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
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Top comments
haileyrows 26
It could have been worse- they could haves called the fire department to get you out or something
patrickalamo 48
You should have charged for the peep show
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Comments (80)
TheBookWyrm 18
We're a naked on the inside...
1dvs_bstd 41
You're so deep, Adele is rolling so into you.
DemonInFlannel 13
No, I'm not a naked, I'm a human.
patrickalamo 48
You should have charged for the peep show
ana_lee_bonde 17
That's a real thing in Japan.
igive 29
So is it everywhere else. It's called a strip club.
ana_lee_bonde 17
Oh, didn't know strippers wedging themselves in shower doors for money was popular, sounds kinky.
JHam12 14
Wow, wait howd they get in there if was jammed
Beealicious 13
Ugh, I feel bad for you! There's that uncomfortable feeling when parents see you naked
Luna33_fml 17
why is this getting downvoted? you're right!
WCARlover 35
My brother walked in on me changing one time. Wasn't even completely naked and I was still mortified. D: but at least you are not stuck in the shower anymore!!
ZombieSazza 34
Your parents will have seen you shit, piss and puke during the stages of your life, seeing you naked isn't the worst they'll have ever seen so try not to worry too much. :)
igive 29
Yeah but when your body is no longer that of a baby's your parents probably haven't seen it.
Brandi_Faith 34
True 7, but I'm thinking op looks a little bit different than when he was a baby!
ZombieSazza 34
I know, but it really won't be the worst their parent has ever seen.
haileyrows 26
It could have been worse- they could haves called the fire department to get you out or something
CAC_Boomerang 24
And the police department for good measure. Can't have them sinister hostage-taking shower doors walking the streets!
MrSassypants 34
And the police and fire department could have been all good looking guys or girls! Sitcom style.
johnrdz3 24
Why didn't you try breaking down the door, is my question, or a window if there was one. Don't give up, if I was stucj I will get myself unstuck
cakefete2 31
OP would end up naked, bleeding, and with a bill to replace the shower door.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
What's wrong with that. You are the one that was stuck and needed help. How else would they get you out. Plus they are your parents so you should worry too much about it.YDI
starile 20
I was with you until you wrote "YDI". Not sure why OP deserves that unfortunate incident to happen to them.
KhaleesiDannie 26
That sucks OP I hope you weren't hurt and it may be embarrassing but at least it was just your parents and not a stranger like a fireman