Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, my daughter said, “Mommy, you’re my favorite person!” Then she added, “Because you smell like mac and cheese.” FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I'm at the ER because my 13-year-old nephew ate an aromatic candle that smelled like chocolate. He saw it on my dresser and actually though it was chocolate. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
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Top comments
tonyfan00 38
Well then quit your job at the cat food factory and go buy some other food products!
xoxoblondee 31
Charlie Kelly???
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
You need to stop wearing celebrity scents – especially the one by Nickelback.
tonyfan00 38
Well then quit your job at the cat food factory and go buy some other food products!
Lobby_Bee 18
He can tell the future that you will be an old cat lady. Cheese symbolizes aged and cat food symbolizes how you will be the food provider for many cats.
Glowworm56 27
That's not a bad smell combination actually.
Zedscar 34
He also likes the smell of petrol, what are your thoughts towards that scent?
xoxoblondee 31
Charlie Kelly???
Talented73 54
Did a cat get his tongue? Because that was a pretty cheesy remark.