Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I was texting while riding my bike (yes, I know, terrible idea). I crashed right into a lamppost, and, even worse, a woman walking by laughed and asked, "Did you just text yourself into that pole?" I just laid there hoping for the ground to swallow me up. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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PSQ91 6
You just fell for her.
tuppencej777 0
soul mates?
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Comments (166)
6969awesome 0
did you get in?
6969awesome 0
and also just laugh along with her then ask her out (if she looks good)
Doomire 0
I hope you had sex. It was fate.
kruzito 0
love at first hospital visit
DrJesse 10
its like eharmony but with more blood!
TimeDisposalEngi 14
lawl 37
Blueglasscup 18
Wait but that's you... oh okay I get it now.
ScaughtieHolden 11
25 I think the E in eharmony stands for electronic. Just like email, so it's not the same.
Molord1 0
hey 52 stfu nobody wants your stupid pointless comments
Hosea11 0
I love your profile picture 6969!!! I saw those videos too
hunterkane4 0
did u get in look at his name? lol
XZeenon 1
I love how #1 d
XZeenon 1
I love how #1 doesn't realize this FML was posted AFTER it all already happened, and they out it on FMyLife because nothing good came out of it. Hahaha.
raven02 0
at 10 dam boy talk about dbl personality disorder lol yeap like they said u make a girl laugh u could make her do anything
Buddy360 0
zxnoregretzzxz nice, love kevin
lyndifluff 6
my thoughts exactly. she fell off laughing at you that's when you should have gotten up to help her up and said something cute like " now that we know I can make you laugh how about dinner" I know it sounds corny but believe it or not us girls love it when you try unless you get the girls that are to stuck up for their own good :). it really would have been a awesome opportunity.
lyndifluff 6
see I don't know what to vote for here. if you got up and asked her out and she turned you down, your life sucks. if you chickened out and didn't ask her out then ydi. but if you asked her out and she said yes ( cus what girl wouldn't after that unless she is stupid enough to pass that up) then fyl for the bump on the head but thumbs up for the date. :).
CalebEatsZombies 2
Noob longboard rider poser person get a real board they're much cheaper and you can do tricks with them
Syddals_227 1
Seriously ? It was a joke , you buzzkill .
shanie123 10
lmao ha!
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
at least you made her laugh :) hope it wasn't a mean laugh though...
KaanTech 0
love fools or just a fool
Juliaa15 6
I can't even imagine how long it took for you to write that comment out.... You comedic genious, you.
DesB 7
LMAO that is hilarious but horrible at the same time... You should still try to get her number though maybe you guys will hit it off :)
dubstep87 0
this story sucks
XmyviolentheartX 13
What can I say? Karma? lol
Hayman68 4
do you even know what karma is? clearly not.
tuppencej777 0
soul mates?
fluffyrocka 0
Love hurts :-) but so does slamming into a light pole
livvyluvlaf 8
nice one 57
livvyluvlaf 8
I mean 51. lmao that's embarrassing!!
LEGALIZEWEED 0
right ? I hope he got her number because that's the perfect situation aha
Mirorbo 27
Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful relationship to me!~ Then again, in my mind, women are willing to give men a chance after a little messup like that, rather than be snooty and walk off, continuing to laugh.
maddieking 2
its cute when a guy isn't perfect. those guys that never make mistakes are the worst.
KaanTech 0
#26 do you mean that or just kidding ?
kindlystfupls 0
if #26 is serious : I completely agree. I like when guys are a little clumsy. it's cute.
PSQ91 6
You just fell for her.
GreenBud_fml 0
there's your icebreaker.
RedPillSucks 33
Ice, forehead, ribs, ankles... smooth move
franniedottp 8
69- I. love. your. PROFILE PICTURE!!!
bcrooks 0
ahaha
ChibiGirl5 0
sesshomaruu!!!
dreamering 16
This is so romantic. I think you met your future wife.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha I wish I could have saw that!!!
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
would be hilarious
thesiwel 0
grammar is good
nucky_fml 5
It's kinda similar to what happened to some guy from my college. I was walking from one class to another on the walk way/sidewalk. This attractive girl was walking in the same direction, and some guy riding a bike coming from the opposite direction was checking her out while passing by. as he did his front tire went off the edge and he lost control and fell over. What's worst is that she saw and knew why and was laughing at him
iztherainbow 0
saw? the grammar police should give u a fine
xoCOURTNIEox 0
how about you go out & get a life instead of staying on FML all day correcting people for their grammar, it doesn't make you look cool or smart, it just makes you look like an annoying douche !!
donnymarkus 3
it probably hurt a lot more though..
mariazzz 5
how funny. I hope it ended well with a possible date?
enonymous 9
I can tell you this she won't be riding your long board anytime soon.
HeavyMetalViking 0
But you can slam her with your light pole.
RedPillSucks 33
@15, I thought it was funny.
mojofrizz17 3
You're kinda a dick. F.I.S.H.