Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
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A Frenchy in Eire 31
Did they put a gun on your head and force you to pay? As soon as they started ignoring you, you should have gotten up, paid for your own food and walked away. I can't imagine why you'd seat here all night and then footed the whole bill. Try to learn from it and not be a pushover in the future.
MikuandKaito 24
There was never any intention of a date happening. They only saw you as a free meal ticket. It's a pretty bitchy thing to do and those kinds of girls are insufferable, but at the same time you shouldn't have been so spineless. You chose to stay despite their disrespect and let them walk over you (seriously, why??) Let this be a lesson to you: should this ever happen again, don't pay and don't stay.
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Comments (27)
Jr Malvitz 15
Heres what you do for next time tell them to either to a go f themselves and leave and enjoy a nice meal by yourself. Option b let them sit down order food eat excuse yourself find your waiter or waitress let them know those 2 are taking care of the bill leave the restaurant and had a free meal at their expense
A Frenchy in Eire 31
Did they put a gun on your head and force you to pay? As soon as they started ignoring you, you should have gotten up, paid for your own food and walked away. I can't imagine why you'd seat here all night and then footed the whole bill. Try to learn from it and not be a pushover in the future.
Matthew Irmen 11
Obviously this wasn’t a serious relationship type date. I would have walked away from it and her
fde2blknimout 18
Definitely the situation to go outside to take a phone call and forget to go back in
MikuandKaito 24
There was never any intention of a date happening. They only saw you as a free meal ticket. It's a pretty bitchy thing to do and those kinds of girls are insufferable, but at the same time you shouldn't have been so spineless. You chose to stay despite their disrespect and let them walk over you (seriously, why??) Let this be a lesson to you: should this ever happen again, don't pay and don't stay.
tounces7 28
They probably specifically targeted him because they knew what to expect.
user53658 15
Bringing a friend to a date is a very rude thing to do, you should have left right away.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So why didn't you leave the second you saw her with her friend? The fact that her friend was present on this date to begin with shows that she wasn't planning to take it seriously. I'm sorry, but you completely deserve this for not exercising common sense and for not standing your ground.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like the most boring threesome ever — it could’ve been the first G-rated porno in the Threesome genre. Of course, you should pay — they DID let you watch. They “made you pay?” You need to take some more MMA lessons to stand up for yourself.
onceuponatime456 16
You were used because you have no backbone! Once they started to ignore you it was time to stand up and leave!
0neiros 14
Dude, grow a pair of balls. I would have excused myself to go to the bathroom and ditched them.