Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
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sourgirl101 29
Grandma: "Honey, there's no such things as ghosts. That's just mommy getting laid" ^Now there's an FML ;)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
lol ydi for being a screamer
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Luunatic 13
woops ttht was my old account. I'm miszxchristy btw
tarynshay551 3
that means my house is haunted too. lol
PanteraRules 0
I got to watch ghost busters because of this. they should have an episode of ghost hunters in the house while the ghost is active
Son_of_Helghan 0
Why is every fml from Arkansas somehow related to sex?
derschadenfreude 5
hey, 74, they can't be at klan meetings *all* the time
Son_of_Helghan 0
True, but I'm from Arkansas. but I have lots of Klan members
Son_of_Helghan 0
*I have seen lots of Klan members
alezmbgt 0
skroal is cool
Barrientos432 5
Hah! :] ilove making fun of the handicapped. Oh wait! imean women..:P *x2...probably gunna get shit fer sayin that..* :]
ladyida 0
Funniest thing ever! lol My boyfriend actually got bribed by his parents when he was a kid because he always came into their bedroom at night because of the "bear" in the house. He got 100 Norwegian kroner (20 or so dollars) if he stayed in his bed for a week even if he heard the "bear".
VickyG17 4
Oh man, you should really keep it down..after a few times, and when the kid's gonna get older, that would be seriously annoying! believe me, unfortunately for me, I know :@
DearLar 0
I love kids .
perdix 31
Now, the kid is going to believe in two things that don't really exist: Ghosts and female orgasms! ;)