Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom is trying to be quiet, thinking me asleep. This means she will whisper to the dogs in the upstairs hallway, then quietly go downstairs where she will bang the doors so hard that the house shakes. Apparently, she thinks each floor is in its own separate dimension. FML
Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, my dog started barking at literally nothing in the middle of the night. I spent 15 minutes convinced there was a ghost or something in my house, only to realize she was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
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deathsupon1 0
Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.
Sionnach 10
How is this an FML? Sure, you're mom might be crazy, but at least it sounds like she's a fun kind of crazy. And hey, how do you know there's no ghost?
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Comments (54)
London_IceQueen 0
first
jayjaysmokerson 0
that's not so bad, sounds kind of fun! always wanted one. a ghost not a crazy mom...
Intellectualist 0
die troll. *stabs*
Melkezidech 0
So what.....
livluvlaff8 0
#13 thank u excatually what I was thinking. my mom is alittle crazy
aFMLaddict 0
so did the dog crapped hisself under?
cocopuff96 0
ghosts give me the creeps. I'd run for the hills.
pajamurao 0
35- why do they give you the creeps? if there is such thing as ghosts, that ensures us that there's an after life
Rustbin 0
Which would tell us dead people are watching you **********.
Sirpaulie 0
I lol'd
ashlieghhmarie21 0
ghOst are only scary because they can "demonds" instead of "spirits" which yes; can be quite scary because they can torment you and make you feel insane. some people can hear them, some see them, some feel them others can't.. everything depends on the person.
tehamericanboy94 0
A ghost would be awesome to talk to.. for about five mins..
lazaruz 0
so the person is afraid of ghost
iazy9 14
dont worry only ghost that YOU killed can hurt u thats it the only thing they can do
lemony_fml 0
PAPER. SNOW. A GHOST.
cuntwaffle 0
aw ****! who you gonna call?
schnitzel5 0
@11 by the looks of your pic you just called your wrist a troll
mashnikandporter 0
go to hell. what kind of person anonomously makes fun of a person on the Internet? nice going dickwad. and espescially one who may hurt themselves. way to encourage suicide. bastard.
TiffanyBlews27 0
Ghostbusters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was hoping someone would ask that!! ; )
cuntwaffle 0
**** yeah 83! i was waitin for someone to answer lmao your awesome :P
samham12345 3
lol 45
capgray 0
74 is awesome for the friends reference lmao hahahahahhahahaha
la_grammarnazi 0
@26: Can you not spell or are you just too lazy to try?
solie92 0
THANK you, 65 :)
Sionnach 10
How is this an FML? Sure, you're mom might be crazy, but at least it sounds like she's a fun kind of crazy. And hey, how do you know there's no ghost?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
I think you're on the wrong website.
Resquall 0
Another poorly disguised MLIA.
MrMaD_fml 2
I always talk shit to animals. makes life what is is.
epound28 0
**** Yeah! I told my cat to **** off the other day.
JRTheGreat 0
8th! Score. Well, look on the bright side! Crazy mother = a virtually unlimited amount of funny stories.
dyschordia 0
Yep - "The upside of dementia? Each day's an adventure" lol
purplehaze980 0
she was probably just messing around
gracevet88 0
"completely serious"
deathsupon1 0
Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.
KenMcGormick 0
not only little dogs... but bitches who tried to talk their little dogs into eating vegetables
mbjp93 0
Let's hope it's casper the friendly ghost otherwise you sir, are ******.
Red_rum91 0
first!
dogsteins 0
Sounds kinda cute to me. Who knows? Maybe the dog translates for your mom and the ghost! Tee hee!
livluvlaff8 0
well ur mom is offically crazy
A83_fml 18
Could be either Alzheimer, or a Delirium. Or crack. Depends on the length of your mom's condition though. Tell her to see her GP. Good luck.
aeliz 0
I vote crack.