Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
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Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
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JeyBiscuit 14
What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?
DarkJediLove 19
Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.
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Comments (122)
hoeslikedicks 21
Sounds like a sick situation.
higgysaurus 18
You tried to force it, and it didn't work
Grazelent_90 16
I disagree, it was hilarious to me but we are entitled to different opinions...
Amateur_Dank 17
We are also entitled to the dislike button
GrainHauler 9
Guess that's one way to tell her that her cooch stinks
coolerjf 12
*slow clap*
Adeptus_Astartes 22
*slow fap*
krazy789 28
*slow nap*
The_Avatar 22
*slow trap*
sparkplug420 13
*slow crap*
One_Way 43
*slow app*
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
*slow descent into madness*
incoherentrmblr 22
Who wants chowder?.. *slow vomit*
BrutalEater 15
*much slow*
izzie321 27
*slow comment*
Crystal55621 19
Nice chain break
YaoiTitan 10
*slowly comes out of the closet*
juicy_extasy 25
Risky business
JeyBiscuit 14
What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?
thatguy206 27
it was the fish tacos he had.
ptoka 20
Perhaps he was nervous... Nerves are a real bitch sometimes.
mds9986 24
Maybe his GF really needed a shower.
whysobeachy 37
I hope, for OP's sake, that that wasn't the case. Otherwise, this'll be one grand FML.
xx000o 27
There's just something about that in between the legs kiss.
williamcarter93 13
why? did she not clean herself properly or were you sick before?
coried91 28
If she didn't clean properly it will be even worse now... I can't begin to imagine what that would do to a vag. O_o
HeartYou101 31
#58, it turns it into the blue waffle .
xDuskx 6
Oh gross!
DarkJediLove 19
Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.
Lalala579121 28
Yeah prepare her a bath and say "hint hint" (if it was because of her that he vomited).
smokecloud_ 37
Bubble baths are bad for lady bits. Throws off the ph or something.
ellymae96 25
Yikes. Hoping it wasn't because of her lack of hygiene. If it wasn't make sure to tell her! I'm sure she'll be self conscious about it now
whatunicorn 17
Oh god I hope you were sick before then that's just gross. and if you were I feel bad for your girlfriend, poor girl probably thinks there's something wrong with her.. but if you weren't then thats probably gonna be a very awkward conversation..
ThePaperDragon 31
It was that bad down there? FHerL. In any case, surely you must have felt it was going to happen, why not try stopping or at least aim away from her?
blazeitrabbit 14
Maybe something that has to do with her body,anyways FYL and your girlfriend