jesifairy
Australia
Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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uzworm 4
Kinky.
JackIsHere 4
ISo would
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JackIsHere 4
ISo would
crazycatlady5 6
This is so romantic.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Duh? Who wouldn't! X)
therealslim 15
If he was trying to be romantic, this was a kinda weird thing to say..
ArcadePie 10
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? ...The wheelchair
Forlorn420 9
Well you do sound quite delicious..
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
I still love you.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Wtf kind of conversation is that?
uzworm 4
Kinky.
LightningCactus 12
If you're into that kind of thing.
micahsmommy 13
Mmmm, fish and chips. Sounds yummy and kinky if he's the chips...
tygerarmy 35
Very kinky. She wants you inside of her.
iloveursister 4
she has a good theory
braheem 5
hahahahaha i loved the FML action!! comment buried!! haahahah
FMLsAreAwesome 0
What?
LMA0 5
111 you should have just put an arrow sideways ( < ) pointing at your profile pic:p
Ruffclue 9
Tell her to add salt and pepper as well.
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Dont push it
icallbullshit 3
Do vegetables have sexual desires?
x_Just_Ellie_x 8
You're an idiot.
geko911 22
A previous OP would say that zucchinis do...
brittanyayy 8
Cucumbers have wicked souls
Bunnynapper47 6
Why you here papaya nobody likes you.
CyberPunkTink 0
Yes, yes they do. They're the most kinky, sexual produce. Even meat can't keep up with the wild vegetable.
ThermiteKitten 8
Yes, but pineapples are much hornier than cucumbers.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
At least she thinks you're tasty?
HeartOfLead 24
Well at least she's creative, that is to be treasured.
ladyLALAA 29
Mm, potatoes, I want you in and around my mouth.
winoahh 10
followingtheyellowbrickroad - I started smiling like an idiot when I read that.
thejewishfuhrer 17
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!
born_hustla 26
That's what she said
Goatinsfriend 8
Can't let a potato go to waste!
LoveMay 10
Ah… young love
buck33 14
I read this in the spongebob narrater voice.
ss_20_xx 14
I actually LOL-ed at this FML.
emmagillespie24 11
Did you mean a literal vegetable or, like, if she was in a coma?
KiddNYC1O 22
Like a vegetative state...
FMLsAreAwesome 0
-_- Smh.